breadmaakesyoufat:

when everyone except for your mom is happy dat ur dead

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spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(Source: sizvideos)

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus)

eleventhsend:

nintendogamechoi:

partythighs:

nintendogamechoi:

hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????

***things white people say***

***im not a white person***

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(Source: actualtendochoi)

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.