stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

(Source: frenchmystake)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

rosaparking:

theglimmer:

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

BRUHHHFVSK

She got..3 tiddies…

(Source: fionagoddess)

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

startorrent02:

[x]

I A M S C R E A M I N G

hahaha

(Source: evgeniemalkin)

growth, decay, transformation 

(Source: thebluthcompany)

(Source: tatlmaslany)

earflaphat:

Less queer baiting more queer dating

  • Spice Girls: YO-
  • Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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