wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
(via elfelfelfelfelfelfelfelf)
I have no idea what I'm doing
My name's Hannah, but you can call me banana. Actually, if you call me banana, I might have to hurt you.
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do you hear the students cry
crying through essays that they write
penning the musings of a pupil
doing their homework over night
on the weekend there were laughs
putting it off seemed a good plan
now im stuck here with my books
motherfucking damn
(via torquie)
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(Source: legendofkelsey, via leave-me-wanting-moree)
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Oops.
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(Source: mountincest, via 0ne-more-nail-in-the-coffin)
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I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
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its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
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my eyes just welled up with tears omg
that’s mark patting martin
look at martins face i
(via leave-me-wanting-moree)
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when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
(via leave-me-wanting-moree)
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If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.
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There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
If I ever don’t reblog this, its because I’m dead.
(via ugh-who-invited-twoface)
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ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: rustlecrowe, via themasterofyourfears)
